Thursday, September 4, 2008

REPORT FROM THE NEO-CONVENTION



This weeks REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION is a bit more hokey and down-to-earth than their democratic counterparts, but don't be fooled. The foul stench of Karl Rove (Turd Blossom Lives...) and his Beltway Boys can be whiffed from all corners of the World after the amazingly crafty speech by Vice Presidential Nominee SARAH PALIN.



Let's face it, there were no snoozefest oratories, but there were sure some monologues that would angry up the blood. RUDY GUILIANI demonstrated why he is paid a king's ransom to deliver a speech these days. I wish he had worn a dress like he did on SNL. The Benedict Arnold of the Konvention was hands down JOE LIEBERMAN, but let me tell you Neo-Cons; you can have him, we already have MARK WARNER to bore us in that good ol' fashioned AL GORE way.



My favorite news is by far the dissent surrounding the confines of the Convention Center. AMY GOODMAN and some of her DEMOCRACY NOW employees were arrested on Monday, and if you want to read more about that you can check out the latest blog by GREG PALAST.



After these two weeks of watching countless speeches, commercials, pundits, and old ladies dancing, I must say this to you my Doritos...
BRING BACK LYNDON LAROUCHE!!!!

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